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I am not sure what I love more that clusterfuck of badness that is The Real Housewives of New Jersey or that clusterfuck of brilliance that is the Gawker's reviews of each episode.

Season Finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey as told by the Gawker

In the event you have no idea of what I speak, the Real Housewives brand is terribly horrible TV that Bravo shows in marathons. It's like being abducted by aliens as suddenly hours have passed and you don't know how they were spent.